Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Man Song

OK...this is just downright funny, and if you don't think it's especially funny then you're either:
  1. Single, or
  2. Been married less than two years
Oh yeah and sure and tell BG (if it's ok with you of course) that I said thanks for making sure this got passed on to me. It's nice to know I'm not the only one, maybe we should start a support group...of course, we'd have to check and make sure it was OK with our wives first.

Don't worry, I got approval from the mean, my Wife, before I posted this. Shoot...she told me I was only supposed to call her "boss" in I'm really in trouble...

I Love My Wife Jokes of the Day:

LITTLE GIRL IN CHURCH: "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

MOMMY: "White is the color of joy, and today is most joyful day of her life."

LITTLE GIRL: "Then why is the groom wearing black?"

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with too many chores. Don't discuss all your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.


Boni said...

I love it!

Joy Goodman said...

Hey Brian,

I thought the man song was funnier than BG - Joy

Bruce A. Bateman said...

That is one talented pupeteer. Thanks for sharing that one.

Marc said...

omg, the doctor's visit joke cracked me up! great stuff.

bradinthesand said...

i heard that years ago and it never gets old...

...but i'm still the man. just don't tell kathy!

Anonymous said...

post more jokes plz...thnx