1. A New Yorker (or any Yankee for that matter) will NEVER let someone go in front of them.
Anyone who has ever driven north of the Mason Dixon knows what I’m talking about here. I just laugh and say it serves ‘em right. When I saw the top picture I immediately thought “this has got to be somewhere in New York”, then upon scrolling down and seeing the license plate my suspicions were verified and the stereotype proven. 2. All women from Virginia, especially the more mountainous regions (Roanoke), are barefoot and pregnant with their 6th child chain smokers. Except for my mom and my sister of course…wait…check that, except for my sister.
The rest of the story probably went something like this…(and I should know I grew up in VA)Williamson noted that she’s truly concerned about the racket because for some undiagnosed reason all 6 of her previous children have suffered from one type of learning disorder or another. “Yeah, fer sum reason all them earlier ones is kinda retarded” Williamson observed, “I’m really scairt that this one’s gunna suffer cus of all that jackhammerin goin on at all hours of the day.” However she went on to admit “The doctor says its cus three of em are from my brother an the other two are from a cuzin.” “Haha” she wheezed, “I think he’s full of bull hockey but if he’s right then it’s lucky fer this one I’m not related to the mailman.”
3. You should never, ever fly on a discount Chinese airline.
Cheap Chinese food = Good thing :-)Cheap Chinese airline = Bad thing :-(
Speaking of cheap Chinese food, scroll down if you’ve ever wondered how they’re able to keep it so cheap
4. Blondes are a tad slower than the rest of us.
“What keeps poking me in the eye?....and why do you look so small?”Quote of the Day:
"Stereotypes are devices for saving a biased person the trouble of learning"
-Unknown
5 comments:
Hey, hey...watch the Virginia women comment! :)
(By the way, you win the prize for figuring out what my niece was spelling!)
Hey, it tastd like chicken to me.
In Florida, where I hail from, the drivers would never try to go two abreast like that. All traffic is one way on the swamp two track roads.
Meanwhile, come on over to The Halloween party at PORKY'S. Oct 31st. First beer or drink is free, free chasers, 3 bands, come as you are or in costume if you want to enter the contest. Lots of prizes.
Plenty Fun.
See Bruce for tickets. All tickets sold to or by Marianas Dive members rebate 10% back to the group's treasury.
Hey you batter watch the VA comment! Hello, That could be me ya know. I love being barefoot and apparently I love being pregnant.
Keep the comedy coming...know where to go whenever i need a little witty laugh or banter. They don't make my day, but they do complete them.
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