Is this really such a good idea? you ask...well shhhhh. Number 1, we're only allowed one question of the day and we've already filled our quota, Number 2, I think there's some saying about looking a gift horse in the mouth or something and Number 3, YEAH this sounds like a stupid idea I mean how is giving everyone 600 bucks gonna suddenly restart an economy as mammoth as ours? I mean granted I'm no economist but there just seems to me that there must be some deeper issues than this "here son here's 600 dollars go buy yourself somethin nice...don't spend it all in one place now...but for the love of your country do go and spend it...all of it...like, now." mentality can fix.
It's like G Dubbya and the other Grand Poobahs were all sittin around in the Oval Office one day brainstormin (scary thought I know) about how to fix the nations economic woes when G Dub leans in and says (in your best George Bush accent) "Now listen here, mkay, I've got an idear...ya see...when ever I piss off one of the twins I just give em some cash and they're happier than a polygamist at a Miley Cyrus concert. So, I reckon if we give everyone in America like 600 bucks or somthin then they'll quit they're bitchin" To which everyone in the room heartily agreed.
Sooo, my fellow Americans here's when you can expect your bribe...er, I mean, payoff...no, hush money, wait that has kind of a negative ring to it too...
Ahhh...I've got it, maybe if we give it a sexy name then it will go down easier, cuz everyone knows that sex sells, So here, ladies and gentlemen is the schedule for your Economic Stimulus Act of 2008...meow
And NO, I am not making this chart up, it's directly off of the IRS website, you can check it if you don't believe me.
Top Ten Pieces Of Fatherly Advice From George W. Bush:
(From The Late Show With David Letterman)
10.
"You're coming to me for advice? Okay, that's mistake number one"
9.
"Do as I saying, not as I doing did"
8.
"At school, sit next to one of Dick Cheney's kids and copy off them"
7.
"You can't go through life getting arrested and making as ass out of yourself...just kidding"
6.
"Watch what you eat or you'll bloat up like Al Gore"
5.
"If you ever get in a jam, call my dad -- it's always worked for me"
4.
"Your mother is tired of your idiotic behavior and says you're a disgrace to this family...no, wait, that's what she said about me"
3.
"Remember the motto of my predecessor: it's only a crime if you get caught"
2.
"Never use a fake ID to buy hooch -- that's what secret service guys are for"
1.
"Keep up the good work, girls -- at this rate you'll be president some day"
4 comments:
I think that list of dates only applies to people who filed taxes in the US of A. While we are still going to get the money, we probably won't see it on those dates..My understanding is the money will be transfered to the CNMI by the Feds and then it's up to our Dept. of Finance to distribute it to us..which based on past history...Good luck if we get the check on those dates but the year 2012...
If anyone knows better, correct me if Im wrong. I want my hush money..err I mean economic stimulus check just as soon as the next person :)
Yeah, you may be right on that. But maybe, and let's cross our fingers on this, the Fed's will ask our DOF to follow that schedule...one can hope anyway.
I read on the news paper article last week ,that Feds will transfer the money on May and advice our dept.of Finance to distribute them As soon as possible.
What is haohao haoles position on this? If you're the president, someone needs to write your position on everything each day and distribute to the newspapers. For instance, what is haohao haole's position on green versus red apples?
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